My hippy chick girlfriend is so talented
she should be
on TV!
That way I could change the fucking
channel!
She can't sing, she can't play guitar, her poetry bores me to
tears.
So I told her if she
really wanted to be famous she should spread her beaver wide open
and
men would never forget her name!
Question:
What's Better Than Wanking While Looking At Pics Of My
Talented Girlfriend On The Web?
Answer:
Wanking With A Hot And Classy, Yet Somewhat Sleazy Slut
Who Does
What You Tell Her To!!
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Get Some One On One Sex For A Change!
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If you teach a man how to get his own free porn, he will always be late
for work."
Canadian Proverb
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